Not much else to say.

I know that you may have already seen many of these, but I needed a laugh today ;)

There are many things that you probably shouldn't do drunk, and now you can add one more thing to that list... Do NOT send an email to Obama while your drunk calling him a prick. But that's apparently what happened to Luke Angel, a British teen who sent a curse-laden message to the White House directed at President Obama.

"The individual had sent an email to the White House which was full of abusive and threatening language," a police spokesperson told the British newspaper, Bedfordshire On Sunday.

Officers visited Angel at his home in Silsoe, a town in Bedfordshire, England, during which time the teen admitted to sending the e-mail, although he couldn't remember what he wrote. "I don't remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk," he told The Sun. "But I think I called Barack Obama a prick. It was silly - the sort of thing you do when you're a teenager and have had a few."

His e-mail, however, was brought to the attention of government officials who didn't find it quite so funny. "The police who came ‘round took my picture and told me I was banned from America forever," the 17-year-old said. But the young man was apparently not upset over his being shunned by a country. "I don't really care," he said, but "my parents aren't very happy about it."

Yesterday Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said that he doesn’t know "how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican."

WOW!  This confirms what I have thought all along... that Harry Reid is a complete idiot.

The Democrats are so desperate to keep minorities as voters and keep them on the Government dole that they now actually believe what they have been spewing for years.  Well, Harry, a hispanic might be a republican if he/she want's to take advantage of freedom, free market, and overall self reliance.  Maybe even become a Governor of YOUR state, Nevada.  So Harry, you had better look at who is running against your son, Rory...  Oh my gosh, it's a person of Hispanic heritage, Brian Sandoval.

Sandoval has received several awards and certificates, including the Hispanics in Politics' 1996 "Broche de Oro Award"

Don't worry Harry, your days are numbered, and soon you can go back to being a clueless, racist, idiot, without any power.

DISCLAIMER:

I’m posting this mostly because it’s my nature to see how many people that I can piss off.  I’ve never believed in any conspiracy theories and frankly most of them that I have heard of are completely ridiculous.  I don’t think that we all are going to die on 12/12/12, which is the end of the Mayan Calendar.  So take this for what it is… me having a little fun.  I will not be held accountable for any nutjobs taking this information and doing bad things to themselves or others.

Now that I have that out of the way.  Since it was Obama’s birthday yesterday, I was playing with the numbers of this particular date.  You know like you see in the movies.

Obama’s birth date:
8/4/1961

So I multiplied all of the numbers – 8 * 4 * 1 * 9 * 6 * 1
And came up with this result: 1728
I knew what that number was right away, it’s the cubic inches in one cubic foot.
What is one cubic foot? – 12/12/12

I thought wow, that didn’t take long to come up with something interesting.

The date 12/12/12 is the end of the Mayan Calendar, and a day that many people, including so called experts, think could be the END!

I also began thinking about the anti-Christ and how throughout time most notable leaders were accused of this at one time or another.  So I Googled “anti-Christ obama” and came across a few interesting articles.

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1070.htm
http://www.raptureready.com/featured/kelley/jack41.html

I’m NOT saying that Obama is the anti-Christ, I just thought all of this information would be fun to share.

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
 I do not like his health care scam.
 
I do not like these dirty crooks,
 or how they lie and cook the books.
 
I do not like when Congress steals,
 I do not like their secret deals.
 
I do not like this speaker Nan,
 
I do not like this “YES WE CAN.”
 
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free,
 
I do not like your smug replies,
 when I complain about your lies.
 
I do not like this kind of hope.
 
I do not like it you BIG Dope.
I do not like it NOPE NOPE NOPE!



A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St.. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's.. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's President OBamas clock?' asked the man.
Obamas clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan



I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma.
Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.   
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
 Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.  I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
 I had to walk back to the dealership........damn guy had no sense of humor.



George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA  so cheaply.

 The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."



Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks around and finds one he likes.
After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.  Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."
Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my new car?"  The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car.  You know, just like your health plan".
Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".  And the salesman says,  without any doubt or embarrassment:
"NO SHIT, Sherlock" !!!

Leave it to Mr. Obama to screw up a word that he of all people should be very aware of. About 36 seconds into this clip you will hear Mr. Obama say "Epantsipation". What exactly does this mean? Are we all free of pants now? Free of the chains of fabric and thread that make pants so suffocating.

And the Lib's made fun of George W. for his speeches and errors.  You can give Mr. Obama multiple teleprompters or no teleprompters at all, it doesn't really matter, he'll still screw it up.  This was during a speech to a graduating class in Virginia. He also went on a tirade against gadgets, gizmos, video games and portable music players. This from Mr. Blackberry himself. What a hypocrite.

I've had a bit of writers block lately so I decided to do some Photoshop work.  I'll try to post a new image each day. 

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA  so cheaply.

 The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."