Dear Mr. President,

 

Your speech was just another economic diatribe that lacked any real substance.  I could see your eyes searching out each teleprompter, and fumbling at times to read the words.  You were incredibly insincere and you showed absolutely no emotion.  How the hell could you speak with any passion if you’re trying to read each word?  Memorize something for once in your life, and then at least pretend that you really give a shit.  You never thanked or congratulated our soldiers for a hard earned WIN.  You never gave George W. Bush any credit for doing what was un-popular when he supported the surge in Iraq.  Which you did NOT support and you even said that it would “FAIL”.

 

We didn’t need to hear more crap about how our economy sucks, I’m pretty sure everyone already knows this, and they are now starting to blame YOU.  Oh, and I loved the poke at Bush again when you mentioned that over the last decade we have spent way too much for these wars.  Yep, that was a good one… Maybe if you and your Progressive clowns would stop spending so damn much on entitlement programs we would have already paid for these wars.  The bottom line is that you are incapable of showing passion for our country because you don’t like our country, that’s why you are trying so hard to change it.  Well, I do love this country, and so do all the soldiers that helped us WIN the war in Iraq.  Yes, that’s right we won, it was a VICTORY. 

 

This is what I would have said:

I’m here tonight to claim victory in Iraq.  We have freed these people from a vicious dictator and given them the groundwork for a democratic society.  Mr. Bush was correct in supporting the surge, and I was and idiot for saying that it would fail.  And for that I apologize.  I would like to sincerely thank all of the soldiers and their families for helping us achieve this historic victory.  God bless you all, and God bless America!  Uh-Rah!